Resolved: Don't. Just Don't.
The movie Nacho Libre does not interest me. Noooo interest. Whatsoever. It looked retarded in the previews. And it looked retarded everywhere else it was being advertised. I have never desired to see it and no person could pay me, (and I dare say: even if it were paid to me in half-gallons of mint-chocolate-chip ice-cream), to see it.But then something came along that changed my mind. It's called peer-pressure. You've probably experienced it once or twice. Its when the people you hang out with seem to always watch movies that you absolutely abhor and insist that you watch them and keep talking about them infront of your face in order to keep you out of the loop until you finally break and go rent it.
So I did. Thanks to Blockbuster. And I know what your thinking, okay. And sadly enough, it's true...I have no integrity. The pressure prooved too strong. I wish I could take it back. For my own self! But I already asked. And Blockbuster does not give refunds on movies you don't end up liking after you rent them.
So anyways, It took me a total of three days to finish it. Can you believe? This movie was so entirely boring and cliche and retarded and debilitating it took me three days to watch it because I had to watch it in spurts. Every time I turned it on I could literally hear my brain cells wimpering unto death as they cried for any picayune amount of intellectual stimulation.
WARNING: Studies show that there is 100% chance of brain damage if watching Nacho Libre longer that 30 minutes at a time. It is recommend by retarded-movies expert, TheBeccaBriefs, to watch in spurts of roughly 10-15 minutes in order to protect the agility of your mind.
Thank you for your time.
posted by Becca @ 11:50 AM
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