It's because guys' secret favorite color is Fusia...
No joke...I have these fusia pants that at the end of the day never fail to get me a date. lol. I still can't believe it! I'm talking about ordinary corduroy-fusia-colored pants, but with ultra-super-sonic-seductive powers or something!The fist time it happened I was like, "No way..." I thought to myself as I slipped them on that morning, "Gosh I really look like a dork, but no matter, I'm going to class to learn not to hook-up or anything." By the end of physics class though this cute guy approached me and rather romantically asked me out on a date. haha. Now the date didn't go to well, but the point is that the fusia pants got me the date in the first place. Maybe I should have worn them that night too come to think of it?
The second time I was getting dressed to go to work and the only clean pair of pants were the fusia ones. So, I quickly started rummaging through the dirty-close hamper to see if there was anything with just a slight odor that I could get away with wearing without stinking up the call center. Um, their wasn't. Seeing as how I was running late already I slipped the fusia pants on again and out the door I went. On my way to work though I saw a 7-eleven just calling my name to come in and buy something so I thought, "no harm, get a drink, and get out." Well, what I thought was going to be a quick stop turned out to be a 15-minute encounter with some guy that "swore" he knew me from somewhere, "Are you from San Antonio? What about Ft. Worth? Did you go to this school? What about that school? Yada yada yada... Then, finally the big question, "So how 'bout you let me take you out to dinner...or we can go to a movie?" That's when it dawned on me...(pssst! It's the pants dum-dum). I dropped my head down to glance at my pants and they looked especially gleamy that afternoon (I thought so anyways). I ruefully had to decline his offer this time around.
There hasn't been a third encounter with my fusia-pants yet...I need to ponder over a little on this new found power so I'm trully nsync with it next time I have a perfectly good gentleman ask me out. I just love the fact that when I wear the pants it gives me an advantage. Pffff! One thing is for sure...it's because guys' secret favorite color is fusia that they feel drawn to approach me. haha.
posted by Becca @ 7:07 PM
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