Top 10 Reasons why EVERYONE should go to a Nascar Event
10. If you have never seen a "true" Hick.09. If you have never seen a man with his titis pierced (I had the privelage of witnessing enumerous pierced nipples).
08. If you want to get cancer from all the second-hand smoking, that actually might qualify as first-hand smoking.
07. Because you can waltz in an hour late, and not have missed anything exciting.
06. Because you can bring your own cooler filled with beer, for the first time, into a stadium.
05. For the best concession
-stand Nachos ever known to man!04. If you want to start your own successful ear-
plug business.03. If you have never been to a flea-market (because there's a white-version of one set up, ghettoishly, all around the track).
02. If you want to kiss your hearing goodbye!
01. Because you can breakwind as many times as you want, without anybody noticing, because the racecars drown any such form of sound out.
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