Top 10 List of what you should do when your football team is BIG-TIME losing.
10. Cheer for the other team.09. Memorize the Cheerleading routines.
08. Call everyone on your contact list that you haven't talked to in months (cuz you randomly take down people's numbers to be nice at the time).
07. And then, update it, after figuring out the losers you added that don't exist anymore.
06. Take a "restroom" break.
05. Play "I spy" with your friends.
04. Organize your purse (if you're a girl). Count the money in your wallet (if you're a guy).
03. Start memorizing the oponent's team-fight song, so that you can sing along every time they score a touchdown.
02. Debate with your friends why our team sucks, and how our offense sucks, and how our quaterback sucks...and then ask God and your friends for forgiveness, for taking the convo so personal and for making personal attacks, because you lost self control and you might have exchanged some curse words.
01. Wage shadow-puppet war on peoples' backs, that sit infront of you. (I dedicate this especially to Camila Jatoba, whom waged shadow-puppet war with me, among other types of NC17-type shadow-puppets on peoples' backs.) ;)
posted by Becca @ 1:15 AM
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